Thursday, February 03, 2005

Law Library Tales

M writes:

One of the little cases I read today:
Was it foreseeable that an 11 year old boy would ride a vacumn cleaner like a toy and get his penis stuck in the fan where it was mangled by the blades?

The court ruled yes.

The thing I'd like to know is how you boil that down to a warning label. WARNING: SEVERE PENIS INJURY WHEN RIDDEN LIKE A TOY. Or maybe, WARNING: SALAMI CUTTER!


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