Prayer

Oh Great Flying Spaghetti Monster,

Please look down with all the power of Your saucy grace upon M today, who has his big interview with the Public Defenders Office this afternoon. He needs all of the strength of Your noodly appendages to help him overcome the evil that is the car sales business. Please allow him to prevail in the interview so that he can get started on the path to non-evil attorneydom.

May Your carbo-rich blessings be upon us forever, amen.

Your humble server,
Suzanne