Please, Please

OK, I get it, you're deprived of adults what with being on bed rest for the first and third trimesters, but it's just a few hours of class with a couple of other regular seeming women, so do you really need to divulge your church, your child's name and who he was named after including the TV show and brother and brother-in-law who share the same name so how easy to decide on the middle name while showing the two students around you what to do totally undermining the teacher and all of the internet resource you recommend interwoven with the Harry Potter fandom--your husband is in Hufflepuff, really, and you're in Slytherin, really? and you and the pastor's daughter also read through all of the Twilight books looking for sex and violence and there isn't really any really, so it's OK, really?

I enjoyed the knitting class today (really), but had to come home and make an incredibly fat-filled dinner to soothe my soul from the very needy fellow classmate. I'll try to be more gracious next time, but thank God, yes, God, that it's just two classes. Thank you for listening.